FUNNY QUOTES
All men hear is blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself -- like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks
If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children...' - they leave skid marks.
This guy says, 'I'm perfect for you, because I'm a cross between a macho and a sensitive man.'
I said, 'Oh, a gay trucker?'
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is, the class clown is the guy who drops his pants at the football game, the class comedian is the guy who talked him into it. blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself -- like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks
If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children...' - they leave skid marks.
This guy says, 'I'm perfect for you, because I'm a cross between a macho and a sensitive man.'
I said, 'Oh, a gay trucker?'
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is, the class clown is the guy who drops his pants at the football game, the class comedian is the guy who talked him into it.
